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Egg Police: Omelet You Go with a Warning

Sharon Stone, Anthony Jeselnik and comedian Julian McCullough

Aired: Aug 07, 2013 Genre: Talk Comedy NewsCasts: Conan O'Brien Andy RichterCreated By: Conan O'BrienDuration: 1h Rating: 0 Country: United States of America Production: TBS Productions

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Episodes

01: Superman Takes Ambien and Accidentally Sleep-Destroys Tokyo 02: Saw VI: The Past Tense of See VI 03: I've Got 100 Problems, and Yes, Karen Is One of Them 04: The Day They Announced Five More Twilight Movies 05: "Boo!", Said Boo Radley When Asked What His Name Was 06: The Vague Man Who Said Something 07: The Lorax XXX 08: What Does Not Kill You, Only Makes You Decide to Sell Your Hang Gliding Equipment on eBay 09: Dial N for "Not How You Spell Murder"10: Surprise, Fourth Graders, You're the Mets!11: The Unicorn That Hated Little Girls 12: The Lion, the Witch, and the Ward Boss 13: The Puppy Photo That Got 42 Dislikes 14: Honey, Can You Please Help Me Open This Can of Whoop-Ass?15: The Announcer Who Couldn't Sing 16: Star Wars Episode 7: A Cautiously Optimistic Hope 17: The Narcoleptic Insomniac 18: Conan's Got a Cold 19: The Unfortunate Rap Career of Dr. Dreidel 20: Melf Hunters 3: North Polin'21: The Grinch Who Returned Christmas for Full Store Credit 22: The Present with No Air Holes That Stopped Meowing 23: Whatever You Do, Do Not Do a Google Image Search for "Geese-a-Laying"24: 6 Resolutions Broken, 3 to Go 25: The Guy Who Drove a Hummer and Wasn't a Total A-Hole 26: Fool Me Once, Shame on You, Fool Me Twice, I Kick You in the Scrote 27: Betty White's Bud in Bieber's Bong 28: All Quiet on the Western Front, Until Someone's Car Alarm Went Off 29: Smells Like Murder, But It's Probably Fish 30: The Chamomile Conundrum 31: Texas Chainsaw Seminar: How to Sell Chainsaws from Home!32: Siri, Where Is My Kidney?33: The Long Awaited Revenge of Zippy Smiles 34: Step Up 3D 2: The Stepening 35: The Least Fantastic Pants of Professor Downplays-His-Pants 36: Sweet Home Al-Jazeera 37: The Day the Mime Stood Still 38: Watch Tonight's Show and Live Forever* (*This Claim Is 100% False)39: Occupy CONAN: When Outsourcing Goes Too Far 40: The Day Lincoln Joined LinkedIn 41: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory That Was a Front for a Sweatshop That Makes Gym Bags 42: Yahtzee at the OK Corral 43: The Strange Case of Case Strangerson 44: The Postman Always Butt-Dials Twice 45: The Walls Have Ears, and Other Side Effects of This Medication 46: The Hunchback of Notre Dame Law School 47: Love Means Never Having to Say, "Do You Think Your Friend Would Be Into a Three-Way?"48: The Surprising Bar Mitzvah of Seamus O'Flannery 49: "Waka Flocka Flame," Said the Drunk Rooster 50: The Roomba with a View 51: The All-Girl Sausage Party 52: You Have the Right to Remain Naked 53: The Legend of Legend Cove 54: The Exquisitely Subtle Beauty of a Perfectly Formed Badonkadonk 55: Kathy, Will You Marry Me? Give Me Your Answer in Tomorrow's Episode Title 56: Yes I'll Marry You, But My Name Is Karen, Not Kathy 57: The Ex-Cons Who Discussed the Pros and Cons of Prose 58: A Time to Kill Time 59: The Octopus Who Was a Master Pickpocket in Highly Specific Circumstances 60: The Sophomore Who Took a Year Off to Find Himself Unemployable 61: Angels in Poorly-Made Devil Costumes 62: The Man in the Gray Flannel Snuggie 63: I Just Called to Say I Love Wheat Thins 64: The Title with the Unnecessary Question Mark?65: The Auto-Corrector's Last Will & Testicle 66: The Ginger Went Down to Georgia 67: It's Not the Heatlanta, It's the Humidylanta 68: Gone with the Wind, But Don't Worry, We're Insured 69: The Show Where We Partied Too Much in Atlanta to Think of a Good Episode Title 70: The Inspiring Journey of the Armless, Legless...Oh Wait That's a Snake 71: The Surprisingly Non-Ostentatious Summer Home of King Tut 72: Beer Squad: Battle in Sudsville 73: Zero Dark Thirty: The Squeakquel 74: The Episode Title WITH Misplaced Emphasis 75: Keep Your Friends Close, Your Frenemies Closer 76: Django Snowchained 77: Auto-Corrective Asphyxiation 78: Return of the Dawn of the Sequel III 79: Are You There God? It's Me, a Courtesy Call from Time Warner Cable to Tell You About How Much You Can Save by Bundling Services 80: Green Eggs and Ham and Trichinosis 81: Sir Arthur Conan Doyle and the Ruination of His Middle Name 82: The Episode Title with the Inset Box of Me 83: The Court Martial of Cap'n Crunch 84: Press "Pound" for Murder 85: The Very Understated Adventures of Captain Beige 86: There Is No "I" in Tim. That's How Unselfish He Is!87: IMDBCooper 88: "Why Are You All Laughing?" Asked the Glass Blower 89: The Princess and the P. Diddy 90: Kentucky Freud Chicken and the Terrible Psychiatry Joke 91: The Completely Flat Man... in 3-D!!!92: The Illegitimate Rise of Steve Bastard 93: Butt-Dial M for Murder 94: The Exotic Marigold Hotel 2: Dench Does Dallas 95: The Man Whose Darkest Secret Is That He Kind of Likes The Wallflowers 96: Alien Meets The Fokkers 97: The Limber Chef Who Tossed His Own Salad 98: Do Not Ask for Whom the Bell Tolls, Because It's Out for Its Annual Servicing 99: Escape from Podcast Mountain 100: The Fast & the Dealing-with-Their-Fury-Through-Journaling 6 101: The Announcer Who Repeated Himself. The Announcer Who Repeated Himself.102: The Mysterious Case of the Two Talk Guests and One Musical Guest 103: Never Name Your Daughter Dilda 104: The Road to Hell Is Paved with Good Intentions Brand Asphalt, Good Intentions Brand, Ask for It By Name!105: The Slowly Bobbing Adventures of Buoy Boy 106: When Your Friend's Kid Just Starts Listing Dinosaurs, It's Okay to Give Him Beer.107: My Friend Went to the Ed Hardy Outlet and All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt 108: The Episode Where We Worked So Hard on the Show We Didn't Have Time to Come Up with a Great Episode Title, So Let's Just Call This One "Steve"109: The Day the Earth Stood Still Just Long Enough to Take One Good Selfie 110: There, There, Don't Cry. Andy Just Went to Live on a Farm 111: Zero on the Richter Scale 112: Cheapskate Charley and the Taped-Up iPhone 3S 113: 99% Effort, 1% Milk.114: Dog Nerd-A-Palooza: Labradorks vs. Poodle-Dexters 115: "What Is Jeopardy?" Said the Senile Alex Trebek 116: Slow and Steady Wins the Participation Trophy 117: Littering in London: Jack the Ripper's Lesser Crimes 118: One If by Land, Two If by Jetski 119: Dragon Hunt 2: Scorchy's Revenge 120: My Big Fat Greek Landlord 121: Journey to Joke Mountain 3: The Laughening 122: Free Pizza for Everyone!* (*The statements made in CONAN show titles do not necessarily reflect the views and policies of this company.)123: Egg Police: Omelet You Go with a Warning 124: The iTunes Update That Made All the Difference 125: Now You See Me, Now You Put On Your Glasses and See Me Better.126: Conan and Andy's Laughquest '13 in 3D 127: The Mysterious Case of No Wait We Did This One 128: Goodfellas 2: Betterfellas 129: The Touchscreen That Didn't Like to Be Touched 130: The Self-Centered Man Who Called It "MeTube"131: DoubleVision Theater presents: 24 ANGRY MEN 132: The Evil "S" Who Turned Laughter to Slaughter 133: A Bar Walks Into a Horse for a Change 134: The Man Who Would Be King, but Chose to Sell Home Appliances Instead 135: Nurder, She Wrote without Proofreading 136: Ted Nugent and Quentin Tarantino Present: Django Wango Tango 137: The One Movie Even Nicolas Cage Wouldn't Star In 138: Goodzilla: The Giant Lizard Who Taught Reading Skills 139: The Fast and the Bi-Curious 140: Mr. White Meets Mr. Extremely White 141: Now Is the Winter of Our Disco Tent 142: The Black Guy Who Had Almost Every Springsteen Album 143: Word Is a Four-Letter Word 144: The Microphone That Suddenly Went Off in the Middle Of 145: Fast Times at Ridgemont Retirement Home 146: Font Wars: Helvetica vs Calibri Part 3 147: A Word-for-Word Re-enactment of This Afternoon's Queen Latifah Episode 148: Aaron Aaronson and the First-in-the-Phonebook Caper 149: The Dog Who Had the Opportunity to Lick Itself But Politely Declined 150: Throwing Shade Since 1993 151: Is Not In Right Now. Please Leave a Message After the Theme.152: Of Mice and Men and Their Mutant Offspring, Mice-Men 153: The Asian Guy Who Actually Appreciated That "Good at Math" Stereotype 154: The Westboro Baptist Church's Surprisingly Moving Stage Version of "Brokeback Mountain"155: Microwaving Fish at Work Is a War Crime 156: Please Wait While Your Show Title Is Being Processed 157: Two Decades, Two Laughs 158: A Night of 1000 Laughs and 11 Deafening Silences 159: That Spooky Night They Ignored Halloween and Showed Clips from the Last 20 Years